- gene: you should've run with me, you lazy bum.
- me: wanna hear something really gross?
- gene: what?
- me: well, i don't really like to move when i'm on my period.
- *gene turns around and starts to walk away
- me: i love you!
- gene: i'm gonna need some time before i love you again.
- me: i'm gonna tell your wife you feel this way.
- gene: i'll tell her to keep it a secret whenever she has those weeks.